I heard some talk in the media, questioning why Rik was not invited to the Fame Academy performances. Well, why the f*ck would I want that horse’s ass trying to horn in on my spotlight?! He’d try everything in his power to draw attention to himself. He’d probably do f*cking backflips across the stage, while I was performing my song. That is, of course, if he could get is big, fat ass up in the air, which is extremely doubtful. My REAL celebrity friends came to see me, such as Lenny Henry and Harry Enfield. Mayall can go to hell, as far as I’m concerned.
This was found at the extremely hard to navigate Rik Mayall Website.