Words for today
Anodyne
adj.
1. Capable of soothing or eliminating pain.
2. Relaxing: anodyne novels about country life.
n.
1. A medicine, such as aspirin, that relieves pain.
2. A source of soothing comfort.
Vapid
adj.
1. Lacking liveliness, animation, or interest; dull: vapid conversation.
2. Lacking taste, zest, or flavor; flat: vapid beer.

I think those two birds who work at Water’s Hair salon are ‘Vapid’