Viagra, Sir?

Its been ages since I’ve been offered drugs on the streets of Brighton but tonight I was accosted by a long-haired man who said “Know anybody who wants some Viagra”, as he pushed forward a blister pack of blue pills. He was 50 metres from my house outside a phone box. I said no, of course, and he then asked me for some change. Hey, maybe its good to have relatively decent addicts round my way – its better than being mugged. Good luck to the poor bastard!