Today’s News
Men bad for women’s waistlines. “A UK obesity expert has analysed why it is that women who move in with their man often put on weight as a result.”
Cat Born With 2 Tongues. “The cat, named Five Toes, was born with two tongues and five toes on each paw.”
Nude Disco Launched In London. “Hundreds of clubbers are descending on the country’s only nude disco every Saturday night.”
Treatment for text message addict. “On any one day, he was sending about 300 e-mails to his girlfriend. He was texting her every day and probably spending £20 to £30 a week on texts.”
Patent filed for dog poo cement. “The loads of dog poo that are gathered every day actually make a great mortar with fantastic insulating properties.”

got some mixes for you…mad old cat that one!
Thanks for the advise. I WILL try to use the enter button more often.