June stuff
Posted on June 27th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Posted on June 27th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Yes, another set of links I’m dumping here top clear up my browser’s bookmarks.
Film sequel quiz. Go on - you know they made one more.
Current status of HDTV in the UK.
Logic Puzzles. For when you want to waste an afternoon.
Sorry I Missed Your Party. If you can’t make it to a party youself take a look at these ones.
Whole Lotta Blog. Searches blogs for links to music files. Dodgy (in the crim way) but very good at finding obscure stuff without resorting to bit torrents.
German Bunker In My Garden. Guy tries to find a bunker in his garden. Start at the link and work your way up the archive.
Posted on May 28th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
Ah, time to do a post I think. Here’s a collection of things I’ve been looking at this month:
Superb ambient Spot The Difference game. I did this in about 30 minutes, without cheating once! Give it a go.
Next time Brighton and Hove Council do something to get on your nerves just let them know about this story: Brighton and Hove City Council spent nearly £60,000 on mineral water in just a year.
A game! Run your dinosaur away from the exploding volcano using the cursor keys in Dino Run!
Charlie Brooker on Battlestar Gallactica. Probably in my top 5 shows last year.
Want to know how Alan Moore writes a comic script? Well it’s very detailed. Read his full script to Batman: Killing Joke here.
Interview with Ice-T, from The Guardian.
Aphex Twin and others who put images actually into their songs. Bit technical but clever though.
Billy Bragg on A Different Strand of Socialism, from The Guardian.
Looking at The Wire and Modern American Urban Areas. Nice video of this discussion.
Mark Steel’s article on an anti-war protest which wasn’t printed in The Independent because of their lawyers.
And finally some great sound effects. This should follow all my jokes: Instant Rimshot. And this whenever someone makes a mistake: Sad Trombone.
Posted on February 15th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Crazy Penis have a new mix tape available at www.futureboogie.com. No tracklisting but it’s on a 70’s soul, deep house mashup vibe. Enjoy!

Posted on February 3rd, 2008 at 8:03 pm
Download some Charles Webster, Moodymann, Theo Parrish and Ron Trent mixes at Bozman’s site. I’m getting into the 3 Chairs and Charles Webster & Moodymann mixes on Page 2.
I’m playing a lot of Advance Wars: Dark Conflict on my Nintendo DS at the moment. Let me know if you fancy some wifi battles.
Kids, just because you put the word Monkey next to something doesn’t make it cool.
I’m thinking of creating a Russell Brand Sentence Generator. It will spurt out words like Shackled, Pomposity and Judgemental.
Currently going through a non-red meat phase for a while so I’ve been cooking such delights as Jhinga Bhindi Fry which is a prawn and okra stir fry. You can get the recipe here. I may even attempt to grow my own okra this year, yikes!
And finally, all the local councils on the South East coast are being complete idiots in stopping the residents of Sussex from getting hold of the wood that has washed up on the beach. Just when you thought that you might get a little kickback from all that council tax you’ve been paying. No. The beach is off limits and so is the wood.


Posted on January 8th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
A great game as seen at The V Hive.

Design your own album cover by following these rules:
1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first article title on the page is the name of your band.
2. http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four words of the very last quotation is the title of your album.
3. http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/
The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
4.Use your graphics programme of choice to throw them together.
Second try:

Try to come up with one yourself.
Posted on November 14th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
Today’s game is Dice Wars. It’s like a mini version of Risk where you have to roll higher than the territory you’re attacking. Good quick fun!
Today’s ‘everybody is stupid’ moment goes to the news that Camelot are withdrawing a scratch card game as it’s too confusing. Yes, it uses minus numbers to show cold temperatures and working out if you were colder or hotter proved a bit too much for some people.
Today’s bet was another of my crazy longshots. It’s a bet that Croatia don’t qualify from Euro 2008. They are currently top of the table with only two games to play but if Russia win both of their matches, Croatia lose against Macedonia and England beat Croatia next Wednesday then they don’t go through to the finals. It’s a long shot and it wasn’t even available at the normal betting sites. Therefore I took my first shot at using BetFair which is a totally different kind of betting site, called a betting exchange. Here you can place bets ‘against’ results as well and you can choose your odds from a selection. It’s not as complicated as it sounds. For a £25 stake (which was free with the offer I had) I stand to win over £600. Fingers crossed!
Today’s annoyance is Jacqui Smith, the Home Secretary, insisting that the War On Iraq has not increased the threat of terrorism. I feel so confident which such free thinkers in charge of the country.
Today’s mix tape comes from DJ Rocha with his Made Inn Radio Show mp3 mix - sorry about the RapidShare link. It’s a light deep tech-house mix with nothing too underground or experimental.
Today’s ha! comes from John Scalzi who reports back from the new Creation Museum somewhere in the US. “Every single thing on display in the Creation Museum is either caused by or a consequence of exactly three things: 1. The six-day creation; 2. Adam eating from the tree of life; 3. Noah’s flood.”
Posted on November 2nd, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Yes, I’ve located some great new mixes for you to download.
First we have an eclectic Charles Webster set (72Mb download | tracklisting) which is part of BodyTonic’s monthly podcasts by deep house DJs.
Featuring tracks by Aphex Twin, Dusty Springfield, Prince, Joni Mitchell as well as Mr Webster himself. This truely is an eclectic mix ranging from soul, nu-gospel, space folk, nu-garage and many more names I could invent.
There’s also his Streetbeat 2007 (68Mb) mix now available for download. Another downtempo set featuring future beats and funked up deep house. Plus a live mix featuring more tech sounds is available for download too - Charles Webster - Live at DEMF Main Stage Mix 63Mb.
If you fancy something slightly different why not try the new mix by Oakland producer Aybee from the DeepBlak stable. There’s a few mixes available on the site but I’m really enjoying his latest offering entitled The Blakout #1 which features past, present and future soul. Simply sublime winter warming music.
Enjoy!
Posted on October 11th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
I must draw your attention to some amazing free-to-download mixes by Brighton DJ Matt Pond. Matt has been spinning tunes locally for many years now and has kept his distinctive deep underground house sets up to date when many others have fallen back to the more commercial sound of lounge house.

Matt records a fortnightly mix for Fear Of Radio under his Deep Systems moniker featuring the latest deep underground house cuts from around the globe. You can stream these live from the site but I’d recommend downloading some of his archived mixes available from the site. Matt’s mixes are the fourth lot down on the page.
My two favourite from that list are his 20-07-07 show featuring some more experimental african beats from Jenifa Mayanja, Blaze and Trinidadian Deep and his 14-09-07 mix filled with a number of Charles Webster remixes ending with a haunting Radiohead edit by Afefe Iku. Tracklistings are available at his MySpace Blog.
Also, while you’re at Fear Of Music there are a whole host of other DJ radio shows to download such as the Hedonizm, Covert and Askew shows. All are free and perfect for your mp3 player of choice.
Posted on August 1st, 2007 at 9:47 am
Here’s all the online crap I’ve found interesting in July:
The Story of My Sands - A look at the codewords used over tannoy systems. I well remember a Mr Sands on Brighton Pier and Somerfield.
Heavens Above. Calculates where satellites and the ISS will appear in the sky. Apparently you can see Iridium Flares in daylight too if you know exactly where to look.
What The World Eats. Time Magazine photo study of the food consumed by different cultures around the world.
Charlotte Gainsbourg - The Songs That We sing - (listen by choosing ‘5:55 The Album’)
The 12 Master Formats of Advertism. Nice video explaining the 12 main advertising tropes.
Mike Read is backing Boris Johnson. Not the dead cockney one but the dire radio DJ. Not only is his article pure reactionist gold but the comments are hilarious too. I say Mike Read for Mayor!
Trailer for a crazy South Korean movie about dragons with rocket launchers, called D-War.
The iPhone v the Nokia E70. An interesting article (contains comedy and swearing).
Posted on July 17th, 2007 at 10:44 am
Charlie Brooker’s Screen Burn column was always a good reason to buy The Guardian on a Saturday but with the advent of this internet thing you don’t even need to buy the thing. And it’s legal apparently. But never before have I realised that it is actually me who is Charlie Brooker. Yes, I’m not John King at all.
Anybody who’s knows me well probably remembers my dish of the day was always a Frey Bentos pie. There was always at least 5 of them stacked high in my kitchen cupboard. Now days I know how to cook real food. I’m also a big fan of The Wire and think it’s the best thing thats been on TV for over 10 years, well US TV anyway. Here’s part of Charlie Brooker’s latest Screen Burn column.
“You know what I miss? Fray Bentos steak and ale pies. I haven’t had one in years. But as a student, I ate them all the time. I thought they represented grown-up cooking. After all, this wasn’t your average takeaway slop. No. A Fray Bentos supper required preparation and patience. You had to shear the lid off with a tin opener, and chuck the pie in the oven for half an hour. The end result was sublime.
Except it wasn’t. Having wolfed down better, fresher meals since then, I now realise that what I was eating tasted like piping-hot dog food by comparison. At the time I just didn’t know any better. Now I couldn’t face one. I’ve been spoiled. You can’t go home again.
I’m starting to wonder if obsessively watching The Wire - a show I’ve recently revisited as a result of doing a short programme about it (Tapping The Wire, Mon, 9pm, FX) - has similarly spoiled me in terms of TV drama. By now, the sound of yet another person blasting on about how good The Wire is probably makes you want to yawn your soul apart, but really it’s so absorbing, so labyrinthine and bloody-minded, it makes almost everything else seem a bit… well, a bit Fray Bentos.”
Oh, and here’s your Stevie Wonder. Just check out this drum solo: